Unintentionally Funny Signs From The Church Down The Street

WWJS? (What Would Jesus Sign?)
  1. JESUS DIED FOR MYSPACE IN HEAVEN
    Our lord and saviour throws it back to the mid 2000s. I bet He was on Tom's top 8.
  2. COME EVERYONE WHO THIRSTS
    I almost drove off the highway when I saw this. All this is missing is the "💦" emoji
  3. YOU CAN'T LOSE FOOTING ON YOUR KNEES
    There's a joke in there somewhere so just use your imagination