1. Black
  2. Black, shiny
  3. Brown, covered in black paint, or tar
  4. Black, loud
  5. Thick black socks with shoelace graphics
  6. Reeeaaaally dark blue, almost black
  7. None, if you were in a car crash and are in the woods
  8. Bandages, if you made it out of the woods but got bit while you where in there
  9. Brown, covered in ink
  10. Wheels, if the bites never healed and your feet had to be thrown in the trash
  11. Tennies, if you're cool