Things I've Done Besides My Homework That Due the Next Morning

  1. Watch curling
  2. Drink wine
  3. Stare at the nearest wall
  4. Make an entire meal for no one in particular
  5. Make up a student government problem that needs to be solved that didn't exist an hour ago
  6. Research the history of the Geyer Act for the 82nd time.
    The act that officially created the University of Missouri in 1839.
  7. Make up a reason to throw a party.
  8. Go to sleep at 9:30 p.m.
  9. Get a car wash
  10. Go outlet shopping
    Or something else equally as horrible, like go to Branson.
  11. Just don't do it.