1. Lyrics to most top 40 songs of the early 2000s
  2. The locations of too many state fairs
    Sedalia, Missouri; Hutchinson, Kansas; Dallas, Texas; Shreveport, Louisiana; St. Paul, Minnesota; Grand Island, Nebraska; Tulsa AND Oklahoma City, Oklahoma.
  3. The names of all 50 state capitals and some territories.
    Test me.
  4. The political climate of the under-appreciated United States territory, the Commonwealth of the Northern Mariana Islands.
  5. Ownership histories of the major broadcast and cable television networks.
    Related: my very long monologue on why the 24-hour news cycle is poisoning American minds.
  6. An unabridged version of the history behind the University of Missouri's 1963 reorganization into the University of Missouri System.
    Hint: politics were involved.
  7. Mean Girls
    All of it. The whole thing.
  8. My very long monologue on why ampersands are the worst.
    Related: my very long monologue on why Oxford commas are the worst.
  9. The numbers of several land line telephones that have long been out of service.
  10. The unfortunate knowledge that I spent 20 minutes making this list.