🇺🇸🍻🇺🇸 DRINKING RULES FOR THE THIRD PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE 🇺🇸🍻🇺🇸
The "Oh, God. Make it stop! Make it stop!" Debate
- •Drink every time Trump says "rigged."Careful. You might black out in the first twenty minutes with this one.
- •Drink anytime the camera pans to Obama's half brother sitting in the Trump section.No, actually. I DON'T know his middle name.
- •Take a drink anytime someone interrupts and the candidate keeps speaking.Take a big gulp if they raise their voice and talk louder.
- •Pass out a drink anytime someone interrupts and they actually stop talking.Kidding. This won't happen.
- •Drink anytime either one starts talking off topic.Extra drink if the moderator reminds them that's not the topic they are on.
- •Take five drinks if Hillary tells the audience to go to her website to fact check.Seriously, H. Enough with plugging the website fact checkers.