πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ»πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ DRINKING RULES FOR THE THIRD PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ»πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

The "Oh, God. Make it stop! Make it stop!" Debate
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    Drink every time Trump says "rigged."
    Careful. You might black out in the first twenty minutes with this one.
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    Drink anytime the camera pans to Obama's half brother sitting in the Trump section.
    No, actually. I DON'T know his middle name.
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    Take a drink anytime someone interrupts and the candidate keeps speaking.
    Take a big gulp if they raise their voice and talk louder.
  4. β€’
    Pass out a drink anytime someone interrupts and they actually stop talking.
    Kidding. This won't happen.
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    Drink anytime either one starts talking off topic.
    Extra drink if the moderator reminds them that's not the topic they are on.
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    Take five drinks if Hillary tells the audience to go to her website to fact check.
    Seriously, H. Enough with plugging the website fact checkers.