HOW I SPENT MY DAUGHTER'S WINTER BREAK

  1. Day 1: Monday. Daughter throws up.
  2. Day 2: Tuesday. Daughter throws up.
  3. Day 3: Wednesday. Daughter throws up.
  4. Day 4: Thursday. Daughter almost throws up. False alarm.
  5. Day 5: Friday. Wife has gall bladder surgery.
  6. Day 6: Saturday. Wife recovering.
  7. Day 7: Sunday. Wife recovering.
  8. Day 8: Monday. Wife recovering.
  9. Day 9: Tuesday. Wife throws up. Also our wedding anniversary.
  10. Day 10: Wednesday. Wife still sick, but stable.
  11. Day 11: Thursday. Everyone is good. Hooray!!!
  12. Day 12: Friday. Today. I just threw up. Crap.
  13. BEST
  14. WINTER
  15. BREAK
  16. EVER