Things Donald Trump Hasn't Said Yet, But Probably Will Soon
- •"I have a tiny man that sits on my shoulder that tells me what to do.""He's usually right about everything. Usually."
- •"It's obvious to me that there is a Martian moon base on the dark side of the moon that we never see.""Don't let the lying media tell you I'm wrong!"
- •"Many, many people are saying that my hands are actually growing.""They weren't tiny before and they're getting bigger!"
- •"So, I was talking to the ghost of Abraham Lincoln last night...""You'd be amazed how he feels about gun control."
- •"I was talking to Putin, and he offered to buy back Alaska. Which I think is a great idea!""Think of how much of our federal debt we could pay off!"
- •"And that's why I'm proposing that we drill a hole to the center of the earth.""Many people are saying there's a whole other world happening in there."
- •"So I am proposing that we fire all of our nuclear arsenal towards Mars.""Because we can't reach them on the dark side of the moon. That'll teach 'em."