TOP FIVE FINGERS, RANKED

Because, you guys, these top five lists are getting out of control.
  1. 5.
    Ring finger
    If you liked it then you should've put a ring on it.
  2. 4.
    Pinky finger
    It can be pretty cute when it wants to be.
  3. 3.
    Middle finger
    Do you know sign language? Cause I know how to sign two words at once.
  4. 2.
    Pointer finger
    Universal in its ability to point at things, quickly and accurately.
  5. 1.
    Thumb
    Opposable, or otherwise. I don't hate.