Because, you guys, these top five lists are getting out of control.
  1. Ring finger
    Static
    If you liked it then you should've put a ring on it.
  2. Pinky finger
    Static
    It can be pretty cute when it wants to be.
  3. Middle finger
    Static
    Do you know sign language? Cause I know how to sign two words at once.
  4. Pointer finger
    Static
    Universal in its ability to point at things, quickly and accurately.
  5. Thumb
    Static
    Opposable, or otherwise. I don't hate.