WORDS MY DAUGHTER MISPRONOUNCES THAT ARE TOO ADORABLE TO CORRECT

That's MISS Pronounces, to you.
  1. 1.
    Free instead of three. "It's only free days till the weekend!"
    This one has evolved from cute to worrisome as she gets older, but she's missing her two front teeth so she gets some slack.
  2. 2.
    Day instead of date. "Me and Daddy are going to go on a day."
    We go to her bedroom to watch a movie while my wife stays in the living room as "grandma" and babysits the kids, which are her baby dolls.
  3. 3.
    Fate instead of faint. "I'm afraid I might fate."
    We all are, kid.