5 reasons fountain pens are better than regular pens

  1. When the ink leaks all over the place, you look like a real writer
  2. The ink runs out really quickly but you can swap cartridges but they're kind of expensive and take 15-30 business days to ship from china
  3. They look cooler
  4. 10th century technology is better than modern technology any day
    Cauterization, the searing of flesh used in surgery, was invented in the year 1000 by al-Bucasis. Don't try to tell me we've come up with anything better.
  5. They make you seem really pretentious