Reasons Gabriel should get the front seat instead of Raphael on the drive to visit colleges

  1. 1.
    You got it all the way here to pick me up
  2. 2.
    You're touring colleges, but you're not in college yet
  3. 3.
    I never get to go in cars
  4. 4.
    The back seat is safer
  5. 5.
    I want to talk to mom
  6. 6.
    You'll probably just fall asleep anyways
  7. 7.
    I'm better at navigation
  8. 8.
    I have some kickass This American Life episodes to put on
  9. 9.
    I wrote up this whole damn list
  10. 10.
    I'm older
  11. 11.
    I'm the better one of the two of us
  12. 12.
    You're boring
  13. 13.
    It's a treat to have me in your company