1. You got it all the way here to pick me up
  2. You're touring colleges, but you're not in college yet
  3. I never get to go in cars
  4. The back seat is safer
  5. I want to talk to mom
  6. You'll probably just fall asleep anyways
  7. I'm better at navigation
  8. I have some kickass This American Life episodes to put on
  9. I wrote up this whole damn list
  10. I'm older
  11. I'm the better one of the two of us
  12. You're boring
  13. It's a treat to have me in your company