The Last 6 Photos On My Camera Roll, Explained

I hope I haven't taken any nudes recently.
  1. 1.
    Okay, now wait a second, I'm sure there was a reason for this one.
    I guess we're just off to a rough start.
  2. 2.
    Well, wait, so for this one I found some funny sunglasses and I decided to make a weird face.
    It's not that crazy.
  3. 3.
    Okay, this one I'm gonna defend-- I was writing a screenplay at 2 am while chewing gum and listening to Alabama Shakes and I felt *so cool*.
    I added bubble wrap to my headphones because they are more comfortable that way, okay? I feel like my head is in the clouds two hours a day, and it's magical.
  4. 4.
    So I get that this doesn't look good, but it was like 3 am and I was at a party where someone with a unique creative mind took over the temporary tattoo booth while I was next in line and I tried be like "I want a sheep" but I got this thing, and I just *had* to take a silly muscle picture with it because you couldn't see it unless I was flexing.
    Just... just ignore it.
  5. 5.
    Oh so here, I found out that Snapchat had some new filters and I thought they would be fun so I tried it out, and I was totally right.
  6. 6.
    This is my potted plant.