Why am I still standing on this chair?
I got up here to turn off the ceiling fan... why am I still up here?
- •Nobody told me to come down yet
- •It's warmer up here
- •I can see a little farther
- •It's a spinny chair so it's really hard to get off of it
- •The air is a tiny bit thinner up here
- •I'm removed from the peasants of below
- •It's a great way to procrastinate
- •It's a pretty good workout for my legs
- •The people up here are nicer
- •From this perspective my roommate sort of looks like Owen Wilson