I got up here to turn off the ceiling fan... why am I still up here?
  1. Nobody told me to come down yet
  2. It's warmer up here
  3. I can see a little farther
  4. It's a spinny chair so it's really hard to get off of it
  5. The air is a tiny bit thinner up here
  6. I'm removed from the peasants of below
  7. Fear
  8. It's a great way to procrastinate
  9. It's a pretty good workout for my legs
  10. The people up here are nicer
  11. From this perspective my roommate sort of looks like Owen Wilson