1. Stay hydrated (by drinking the tears of your exes!)
    Full of electrolytes, super refreshing, and totally delicious
  2. Reach for a healthy snack!
    My personal favorite is yogurt topped with honey, berries, and the blood of a mansplainer. It's also SO insta worthy y'all.
  3. Run (from fuckboys!)
    You'll set a new PR promise promise :)
  4. Get into lifting
    Raise your middle finger. Lower. Repeat. You're gettin it!
  5. You don't need fancy equipment to get in shape!
    The skull of the last guy who told you to smile makes for an excellent DIY kettle bell
  6. Fight (the patriarchy!)
    Such a good work out OMG