I DONT FUCK WITH

I know I'm late to the party. Inspired by @bjnovak
  1. 1.
    Lower case in my list titles
    ALL CAPS 4 LYFE
  2. 2.
    Waze
    SO MANY UNPROTECTED LEFT TURNS
  3. 3.
    Skin care that's not 💯 natural
    Otherwise it's pimple city for me and ALSO you absorb so much through your skin if you can't eat it you shouldn't put it on your face
  4. 4.
    Gluten or dairy
    #internalbleeding
  5. 5.
    Snapchat
    FIGHT ME
  6. 6.
    Guys who don't have books
    JOHN WATERS QUOTES TO LIVE BY
  7. 7.
    Fluorescent lighting
    I GET SO DIZZY
  8. 8.
    Over the counter pain medications
    You know how in the commercials the guy who's taking super fast says "in rare cases, may cause stomach bleeding." I'm that rare case, fam. ALSO WHY THE FUCK ARE MEDICATIONS ADVERTISED?!?! NOPE DONT FUCK WITH THAT
  9. 9.
    "Hover boards"
    IF ITS NOT STRAIGHT OUT OF THE JETSONS I DONT FUCKIN WANT IT
  10. 10.
    Blow dryers
    IMAGINE A POODLE THAT IS ALSO A TUMBLEWEED THAT IS ALSO A CRASH TEST DUMMY AND YOU PRETTY MUCH GOT IT