REASONS I'LL BE ALONE FOREVER

*sigh*
  1. 1.
    Got an amazing shirtless pic from a guy (new tattoos= excellent excuse for shirtless photos) and I panicked and sent this picture in response when he asked what I was up to
  2. 2.
    I have Celiac and that's pretty annoying all on its own
  3. 3.
    I'm also a vegan