Quotes from watching the election coverage, chronologically

My roommate and I are following along live
  1. "Hey, Clinton's odds are dropping"
    "Eh."
  2. "Holy shit, now they have Trump at 55% odds!"
  3. "I really don't think Trump will win. If he wins I will streak down our street."
    "I'll streak too"
  4. "Oh my god, his odds are climbing"
    "Well there's still California"
  5. "What is happening"
  6. "I can't even imagine a world where Trump is actually our president"
  7. "THE SECRET TRUMP VOTER WAS REAL OH MY GOD OH MY GOD"
  8. "Remember when I was scared that he had 75%?"
  9. "I can't wait to see the next SNL"
  10. "Oh my god he's up to 94%"
  11. "Is it still funny?"
    "No"
  12. "OH MY GOD WHAT IS HAPPENING"
  13. "You're so stressed, the dog is stressing about your stress"
    "She should be stressed"
  14. "You know they're still super close. It's okay. We're okay."
  15. "Well that's kind of fun, free hats"
    "I'm not having ANY fun"
  16. "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
    😬
  17. "Holy shit, just, holy shit"
  18. "I'm going to bed."