H/t @DG for the theme 👍
  1. That drowning meant getting sucked down the drain, or filter if you were in the pool
    (I guess I thought your body magically shrank?)
  2. That the Bible was one long cohesive narrative, like a real book
    I was quickly disabused of this notion when I asked my mom to read it to me "from the beginning" as a bedtime story and she complied...
  3. That ET was ugly and terrifying
    Actually I still believe this.
  4. That I was destined to be an actress
    Though I did end up as a teacher, and that's not far off....