MOMENTS MY DOG IS REALLY GODDAMN WEIRD

  1. When I come back after being gone for 40+ minutes
  2. When listening to Adele's "Hello"
  3. When she tries to hide the led pencil I took away from her earlier by "falling asleep" on it
  4. When an airplane flies by
  5. When she enters REM
  6. When she hears me open crackers that aren't hers
  7. When she settles for a shoe
  8. When I interrupt her sleep by saying something stupid like "how are you"
  9. When I finally find her