MOMENTS MY DOG IS REALLY GODDAMN WEIRD
- •When I come back after being gone for 40+ minutes
- •When listening to Adele's "Hello"
- •When she tries to hide the led pencil I took away from her earlier by "falling asleep" on it
- •When an airplane flies by
- •When she enters REM
- •When she hears me open crackers that aren't hers
- •When she settles for a shoe
- •When I interrupt her sleep by saying something stupid like "how are you"
- •When I finally find her