WHY THE UNIVERSE DOESN'T WANT ME TO BE PRODUCTIVE
It's been a comedy-of-errors style weekend.
- •Roommates somehow dub me in charge of making a friend's "sign" for her 21st birthday partyOne of those situations where the "we" actually means "you"
- •Go to a friend's play on Friday night. The play ends up being about 3 hours long.Hey, at least they had refreshments at the end.
- •Show up 2 hours early (on accident) to a middle school basketball tournamentYounglife leader probs, am I right?
- •Car overheats, stuck in a movie theater parking lot for an hourAll I wanted were some groceries.
- •Said 21st birthday party happens.Hello, my name is designated driver/cleaner-upper
- •Show up to church Sunday morning 30 minutes early by accidentEarly is better than late, right?
- •Goes to coffee shop to study. Coffee shop full. Relocates. Has forgotten notecards for studying.I mean really?