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Fuck Pepperoni & Sausage
  1. 5.
    Broccoli & Mushrooms
  2. 4.
    Spinach & Tomato
  3. 3.
    Pineapple & Ham
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They refuse to rank their 5 children, so I will rank them instead.
  1. 1.
    Mom
  2. 2.
    Dad
Let's get this straight...
  1. FIRST BASE
    Kissing (with or without tongue)
  2. SECOND BASE
    Hand and feet get in on the action
  3. SHORT STOP
    Discussion of STDs you may/may not have
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This summer, take your significant other on a date to remember. Whether it's a first date or a last date, make it a date that he/she will tell their friends all about. Here are some fun ideas!
  1. Plant A Garden
    Stop carving your initials in trees and start planting them! Nothing shows your more caring than raising a mighty oak. And if one of you needs to hide a body under the tree, it's a perfect time to do so!
  2. Cook Your Date A Loving Meal
    What says "I love you" more than a mother's Placenta? Sharing a nutritious and 100% natural dish with your partner can create a bond that no pair of fuzzy handcuffs can mimic. So dig into your parents' freezer and find the Ziploc bags labeled "memories", if you want to give your lover a night to remember.
  3. Armed Robbery
    Give a little "Bonnie and Clyde" spice to your love life! And nothing builds more trust in a partner than shaking down a local business for all they're worth. She's got his back and he's got hers.
  4. Perform A Seanace
    Connecting with each other is fun and all, but connecting to the ghost of a 1920's serial killer is a real blast and a half! They're soul have never rested and neither have their party spirit. Grab a copy of the Satanic Bible & a jar of salt and you're good to go. If one of you speaks Latin, that's a plus!
We shouldn't be subject to the wrath of fries. Shake the shackles of speared potatoes
  1. Mac & Cheese
  2. Fried Pickles
  3. Corn-on-the-comb
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  1. The Dark Side of the Spoon (Pink Floyd)
    Top Tracks: Honey, Eat (In The Pear)
  2. Chewlittle (Pixies)
    Top Tracks: Wave of Marination, Here Comes Your Ham
  3. Collard Green Album (Weezer)
    Top Tracks: Corn Beef Hash Pipe, Island in the Bun
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