Every time I go to the airport

Every. Single. Time.
  1. I should leave now
    Might as well get there early.
  2. Ehhhh, ive got time.
    Ive got 25 minutes. An episode of Bobs Burgers is 23 minutes. That's like two whole minutes to spare
  3. Ok, time to go for real
    Just gotta pack
  4. Oh god I forgot to call a ride
    Don't panic, Greg. Uber request ETA is 5 minutes, which means it should be here within 2-3 days tops.
  5. UBER DRIVER WHY ARE YOU DRIVING EVEN FURTHER AWAY FROM ME
    ok here they come. For some reason their car is showing as being in the ocean, but that's okay. New ETA: 12 minutes
  6. I feel like I forgot to pack something
    The heck was it? Whatever, probably nothing.
  7. This Uber driver is driving kinda crazy. He's also texting. He also almost hit a guy.
    Soooo... Four stars?
  8. Thank God I have TSA Precheck
    Aaaaaand pre check is closed today.
  9. RUUUUUUUUUUN
  10. RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNN
  11. RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNN
  12. flight delayed
  13. "Ladies and gentleman, if you left a tennis racket in the restroom, please see customer service to retrieve it"
  14. Something on this plane smells funny
  15. Seriously, what is that smell?
    It kind of smells like feet.
  16. I wonder if it's me
  17. Nah, there's a kid eating cheese out of a Ziploc behind me. Probably him.
  18. Hm, he's done with his cheese
    Still smells.
  19. Yeah, it's me.
  20. We're here!
  21. Just gotta taxi to the gate
    That can't take too long, right?
  22. Travel Journal, day 27: still taxiing to gate
    Send supplies
  23. Finally off the plane!
  24. Oh, I realized what I forgot to pack
    It was clothes