ADVANTAGES AND DISADVANTAGES OF BEING A SUPERHERO

  1. DISADVANTAGE: Your parents/loved ones have a good chance of dying
  2. ADVANTAGE: You and your superhero crew are probably very hot
  3. DISADVANTAGE: Seen as a criminal by the news and police
  4. ADVANTAGE: Get to wear costumes
  5. DISADVANTAGE: Have to wear costumes
  6. ADVANTAGE: Have hot love interests
  7. DISADVANTAGE: You never actually get to see them naked
    Damn you PG-13 rating