Best advice I've ever received

  1. 1.
    "Always key your car as soon as you buy it. First scratch is always the worst."
    -My Uncle Kevin
  2. 2.
    "To the well-developed mind, death is but the next great adventure"
    -J. K. Rowling
  3. 3.
    "If you break your leg, you wear a cast. If you're depressed, you take meds. But you don't wear a cast forever, just until it heals."
    - My Dad
  4. 4.
    "You don't judge a fish's intelligence by ability to climb a tree". "
    - Einstein
  5. 5.
    "It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. Then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns and also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you?"
    - Phillip J. Fry