SUPERLATIVES

A list of superlatives that should be used
  1. Most likely to graduate cum laude and promptly have a nervous breakdown
  2. Most likely to still be living with parents at age 30
  3. Most likely to get a spur-of-the-moment tattoo at the boardwalk
  4. Most likely to try to make Birkenstocks a thing again
  5. Most likely to call their cats 'my furry children'
  6. Most likely to quit job to focus on their Instagram career
  7. Most likely to appear on the news in a standoff situation
  8. Most likely to become a trophy wife
  9. Most likely to spend time on Facebook ranting about gun control
  10. Most likely to still be getting acrylic nails at age 30
  11. Most likely to go prematurely bald and consider a toupee
  12. Most likely to spend a fifth year in college to play a sport
  13. Most likely to go to jail
  14. Most likely to become a wunderkind, move to LA and ignore all their old friends
  15. Most likely to appear on the news on a security tape
  16. Most likely to immediately call the tip line to rat out the person on the security tape
  17. Most likely to post photos on Facebook with a stack of $20's
  18. Most likely to have a family of four and a house in the suburbs before age 30
  19. Most likely to overuse the hashtag #healthyeating on Instagram
  20. Most likely to always be working on their YA novel about werewolves that Harper Collins is verrry interested in
  21. Most likely to dress their Yorkies in golf attire
  22. Most likely to run a social justice blog
  23. Most likely to be a permanent traveler
  24. Most likely to change their major 3 or more times and graduate with an ambiguous degree
  25. Most likely to host an unpopular YouTube channel
  26. Most likely to own every product that Apple makes
  27. Most likely to cosplay to the new Star Wars movie