WHY RACHEL IS MY FAVORITE PERSON ON EARTH
Rachel is my wife. She's amazeballs.
- 1.She could have been with someone thin and successful, but she chose me.
- 2.She thinks I'm funny.
- 3.She snorts when she laughs.
- 4.She's fucking gorgeous, even if she tries denying it.
- 5.Way back in the beginning, I was in love with her but I didn't think she liked me. One night she got drunk, called me up, and told me she was way into me. After that, it was on.
- 6.She writes the most amazing things to me inside birthday and anniversary cards.
- 7.She looks super hot in her glasses.
- 8.She's an avid snorer, even if she tries denying it.
- 9.She knows more about basketball than I do.
- 10.She loves me.