WHY RACHEL IS MY FAVORITE PERSON ON EARTH

Rachel is my wife. She's amazeballs.
  1. 1.
    She could have been with someone thin and successful, but she chose me.
  2. 2.
    She thinks I'm funny.
  3. 3.
    She snorts when she laughs.
  4. 4.
    She's fucking gorgeous, even if she tries denying it.
  5. 5.
    Way back in the beginning, I was in love with her but I didn't think she liked me. One night she got drunk, called me up, and told me she was way into me. After that, it was on.
  6. 6.
    She writes the most amazing things to me inside birthday and anniversary cards.
  7. 7.
    She looks super hot in her glasses.
  8. 8.
    She's an avid snorer, even if she tries denying it.
  9. 9.
    She knows more about basketball than I do.
  10. 10.
    She loves me.