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...but which probably shouldn't be called "skills" and aren't that important in the scheme of things (except for the last one)
  1. Accurately selecting the correct size of container for left overs on the first try
  2. Optimizing use of space in the dishwasher
  3. Folding towels in a way that looks nice when you open the closet
  4. Letting the chores wait if I'm doing something with my kids
  1. Not afraid of looking foolish
  2. Disciplined about everyday tasks
  3. A patient listener
    I am a kind, empathetic, non-judgemental listener, but working on not interrupting
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  1. Wall-mounted rotary
    Step up from the one on the desk in the den. Complete with tangley cord.
  2. Hey, you guys, this one has buttons
    ... that still make the same click click clicks as the rotary
  3. Dude, this thing is cordless!
    Note: antennas too long to fit in frame
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  1. Joni Mitchell, Blue
    Essential
  2. Liz Phair, Exile in Guyville
    Necessary
  3. The Beatles, Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band
    As a kid, I was only allowed to listen to the records that were already in the house. Luckily my mom was a huge Beatles fan. I could have included all their albums, but growing up this felt like a journey when you listened to it from start to finish.
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  1. Mom, my brain is really mad at my eyes right now.
    For that which cannot be unseen
  2. 22 years ago I applied for a loan for that type of monkey.
  3. Everyone loves flute music.
  4. There's something kind of sexy about The Predator
I know some of these have been around forever, and that's how long they've rattled around in my head
  1. Gitchee Gitchee Goo
    Phineas and Ferb https://youtu.be/7bCrWEuoYEA Bonus: available in multiple languages
  2. Lazy Harp Seal
  3. Look at Them Legs (They're Amazing)
    Teen Titans Go! https://youtu.be/R9hTaMpEkpg Let me see you lunge
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  1. I should be more worried
    At 16, Upon realizing the guy I was seeing was lying about his age to be with high school girls
  2. I can really be that way and they won't know I'm acting
    At 17, in a high school psychology class upon learning that the word my classmates most associated to me was "confident."
  3. Is this possible?
    At 20, Upon falling for a woman
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  1. Don't peel off the inner lid!
    Explaining to my dad how to deal with milk from Costco so that it doesn't go all over the place.
  2. Lego glasses
    Naturally
  3. Oui
    Screenshot sent to friend as a way of whining about my letter selection
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  1. Got yelled at by a dominatrix because I "didn't know how important" she was
    Perhaps you should get your own fax machine
  2. Yes, a man can certainly help you if you prefer. My assistant will be here in about 4 hours.
  3. I understand that this project is urgent, but as as you can see, the power is out from the storm.
    Copy machines require electricity. I can't "just make them anyway."
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  1. 1.
    Standing on downtown street.
  2. 2.
    Light comes on in basement level apartment across the way. Window is at street level.
  3. 3.
    Man enters view, wearing a vest.
    Just a vest. Nope, not saying pants, shirt, and vest. Nothing else. Just a vest.
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