Inspired by @jeb My Life In Phones and others
  1. Wall-mounted rotary
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    Step up from the one on the desk in the den. Complete with tangley cord.
  2. Hey, you guys, this one has buttons
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    ... that still make the same click click clicks as the rotary
  3. Dude, this thing is cordless!
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    Note: antennas too long to fit in frame
  4. State of the art DIGITAL answering machine
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    Digital, bitches!
  5. Distracted Driving Enabler
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    Talked on the phone during entire commute. Totally legal then. Totally risky always. What's Bluetooth?
  6. It flips open and closed. Can you believe it?!
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    No more inadvertant dialing while sober
  7. Motorola pebl. I loved this phone.
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    This was from my Silicon Valley days. The smooth matte finish was eventually ruined by nail polish remover.
  8. A slide out qwerty keyboard
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    Check out how fast I can text!
  9. Late to the smartphone game with this LG Lucid
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    But I built an incredible Clash of Clans base on this tiny screen.
  10. LG G3
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    Still own it. Excellent camera and video. I stupidly covered up the mic during my son's middle school beginning band concert last night, so I couldn't preserve his first and fully improvised jazz solo. I was so proud that he isn't afraid of putting himself out there in front of an audience. I admire that quality because I don't have it. And he was actually good. I cried. Stupid phone!