1. The order of the first three notes of "Hot Crossed Buns"
  2. "Crimson Tide" and "The Hunt for Red October" are not the same movie
  3. How many attempts I should get to correctly answer her question, "Who's that guy I hate?"
  4. If a Slanket is another name for a Snuggie
  5. If it's worth it to drive three hours to buy clogs