Things about which my mother and I have disagreed

  1. The order of the first three notes of "Hot Crossed Buns"
  2. "Crimson Tide" and "The Hunt for Red October" are not the same movie
  3. How many attempts I should get to correctly answer her question, "Who's that guy I hate?"
  4. If a Slanket is another name for a Snuggie
  5. If it's worth it to drive three hours to buy clogs