1. If you constantly have kids music stuck in your head and start to prefer it
  2. If sometimes your purse squeaks in class
  3. If wipes become your second form of water
  4. If you find pacifiers and little socks in places they should never be
  5. If baby is your favorite smell
  6. If you sometimes answer your friends like they're 3
  7. If your purse is never under 30 pounds.
  8. If people point out brown stuff on you and you say it's chocolate to save them the reaction but it's poop