Baskin Robbins' 31, Ranked

Holler at me @diabetes, I'm going the distance, the full Monty, a full 31 flavors. (a combination of the original 31 from 1945 and some new modern classics. I honestly think I've tried every one.
  1. 1.
    Rainbow sherbet- the word sherbet. The nostalgia. The colors. The tartness. The gay jokes. It's so much more than an ice cream or whatever a sherbet is exactly. It's apart of all of us.
  2. 2.
    Mint chocolate chip- go with what got you here BR. Refreshing, chocolatey. Dependable. The Lou Gehrig of BR flavors, minus the debilitating illness.
  3. 3.
    Peanut Butter Chocolate- this is a personal taste choice, I'm a fat guy in a mediocre guys body, this combination is the orgasm I can only dream to have one day.
  4. 4.
    Reese's ® peanut butter cup-see #3
  5. 5.
    Jamoca ® almond fudge- great name. Fudge rocks.
  6. 6.
    Chocolate chip cookie dough- nothing like raw eggs and sugar
  7. 7.
    Gold Medal Ribbon®- what is caramel? Don't care. It's everything. Oh BR, you throw it in with choco and vanilla, congrats gold medal, you're top ten.
  8. 8.
    Daquiri Ice- as a kid I felt like I was getting drunk of it, nostalgia points, retired Jew in Florida points, top ten experience and flavor.
  9. 9.
    Chocolate chip- I wish we lived in a world this diverse and accepting.
  10. 10.
    Snickers- hungry? I never wait.
  11. 11.
    Pralines 'n cream- Wayne's world quote "more like pralines n' dick"
  12. 12.
    Chocolate fudge- you don't need regular chocolate ice cream buddy you need some fudge in there too.
  13. 13.
    Chocolate- every white guy needs some straight chocolate every once in a while!!! Amirite?! Anyone? No? Okay! I'll see myself out.
  14. 14.
    Oreo® cookies and cream- some would argue this could be higher. I respect the thought to add cookies to ice cream. Deep respect. I have my issues though.
  15. 15.
    Rocky road- more like middle of the road!!! Amirite!?!? Yeah I'm still here! Okay, I'll actually leave this time.
  16. 16.
    Chocolate almond
  17. 17.
    Black walnut
  18. 18.
  19. 19.
    Old fashioned butter pecan- I lied... Definitely haven't tried 16-19
  20. 20.
    Strawberry-I admit I just forgot to put this earlier. Sorry!!!
  21. 21.
    Vanilla- it just does the trick sometimes
  22. 22.
    Orange sherbet- I feel like if I was in a mad men episode road trip with Jon Hamm I might order this, but otherwise, I'll pass.
  23. 23.
    Heath® bar ice cream- no clue what this tastes like
  24. 24.
    Creole cream cheese-what?
  25. 25.
    Pistachio Almond- cool color, don't fucking start just willy nilly mixing nuts baskin.
  26. 26.
    Rum raisin- who thought this was a good idea?
  27. 27.
    Premium churned reduced-fat no sugar added caramel turtle truffle ice cream-caramel and truffle, two great words, otherwise don't disrespect me
  28. 28.
    Pink bubblegum- this is the flavor clown rapists (not people that rape clowns, but clowns that are rapists) give to little kids, has to be
  29. 29.
    Nutty coconut-cocono thanks
  30. 30.
    Tropical vacation frozen yogurt-this isn't even ice cream and reminds me of canned fruit, BR you should be ashamed
  31. 31.
    Premium Churned reduced-fat no sugar added pineapple coconut- I've never said this, but I can't even.