Baskin Robbins' 31, Ranked

Holler at me @diabetes, I'm going the distance, the full Monty, a full 31 flavors. (a combination of the original 31 from 1945 and some new modern classics. I honestly think I've tried every one.
  1. 1.
    Rainbow sherbet- the word sherbet. The nostalgia. The colors. The tartness. The gay jokes. It's so much more than an ice cream or whatever a sherbet is exactly. It's apart of all of us.
  2. 2.
    Mint chocolate chip- go with what got you here BR. Refreshing, chocolatey. Dependable. The Lou Gehrig of BR flavors, minus the debilitating illness.
  3. 3.
    Peanut Butter Chocolate- this is a personal taste choice, I'm a fat guy in a mediocre guys body, this combination is the orgasm I can only dream to have one day.
  4. 4.
    Reese's ® peanut butter cup-see #3
  5. 5.
    Jamoca ® almond fudge- great name. Fudge rocks.
  6. 6.
    Chocolate chip cookie dough- nothing like raw eggs and sugar
  7. 7.
    Gold Medal Ribbon®- what is caramel? Don't care. It's everything. Oh BR, you throw it in with choco and vanilla, congrats gold medal, you're top ten.
  8. 8.
    Daquiri Ice- as a kid I felt like I was getting drunk of it, nostalgia points, retired Jew in Florida points, top ten experience and flavor.
  9. 9.
    Chocolate chip- I wish we lived in a world this diverse and accepting.
  10. 10.
    Snickers- hungry? I never wait.
  11. 11.
    Pralines 'n cream- Wayne's world quote "more like pralines n' dick"
  12. 12.
    Chocolate fudge- you don't need regular chocolate ice cream buddy you need some fudge in there too.
  13. 13.
    Chocolate- every white guy needs some straight chocolate every once in a while!!! Amirite?! Anyone? No? Okay! I'll see myself out.
  14. 14.
    Oreo® cookies and cream- some would argue this could be higher. I respect the thought to add cookies to ice cream. Deep respect. I have my issues though.
  15. 15.
    Rocky road- more like middle of the road!!! Amirite!?!? Yeah I'm still here! Okay, I'll actually leave this time.
  16. 16.
    Chocolate almond
  17. 17.
    Black walnut
  18. 18.
    Jamoca®
  19. 19.
    Old fashioned butter pecan- I lied... Definitely haven't tried 16-19
  20. 20.
    Strawberry-I admit I just forgot to put this earlier. Sorry!!!
  21. 21.
    Vanilla- it just does the trick sometimes
  22. 22.
    Orange sherbet- I feel like if I was in a mad men episode road trip with Jon Hamm I might order this, but otherwise, I'll pass.
  23. 23.
    Heath® bar ice cream- no clue what this tastes like
  24. 24.
    Creole cream cheese-what?
  25. 25.
    Pistachio Almond- cool color, don't fucking start just willy nilly mixing nuts baskin.
  26. 26.
    Rum raisin- who thought this was a good idea?
  27. 27.
    Premium churned reduced-fat no sugar added caramel turtle truffle ice cream-caramel and truffle, two great words, otherwise don't disrespect me
  28. 28.
    Pink bubblegum- this is the flavor clown rapists (not people that rape clowns, but clowns that are rapists) give to little kids, has to be
  29. 29.
    Nutty coconut-cocono thanks
  30. 30.
    Tropical vacation frozen yogurt-this isn't even ice cream and reminds me of canned fruit, BR you should be ashamed
  31. 31.
    Premium Churned reduced-fat no sugar added pineapple coconut- I've never said this, but I can't even.