WTF ARE THESE ITEMS ON THE WISH APP

Browsing the Wish app provides hours of endless shopping entertainment. And yes, I've needed everything I've bought off of there.
  1. Hanging upside down indoor herb garden. I'm sure watering is a breeze.
  2. WTAF is this torture device?! Said it removes stretch marks and scars?!
  3. Literally called "Occult themed kids hoodie".
  4. Glow in the dark rocks. It's 10 pieces to a pack. Getting that walkway covered is going to be like what $10?
  5. Sleep strap for strollers or car seats. Your kids won't need therapy. Promise.
  6. Just no.
  7. I mean, really this is the best.
  8. This TEENY jar of cream will give you that rack in only 30 days!!
  9. Car humidifier. All I've ever wanted is a super moist car ride with cartoon leaves blowing around.