THINGS I WANT TO TELL MY MAILMAN

Who do I contact to report a mailman doing a sub-par job?
  1. Where is my Glamour Magazine? I definitely was gifted a subscription.
  2. Do you read those circulars? Yeah, me either. That's why they just sit in the mailbox.
  3. That bill isn't going to get paid until they call me and threaten to discontinue service.
  4. Jose Marin does not live here.
  5. Virginia Lopez does not live here.
  6. Did that passive aggressive post-it note I left on the mailbox get read?
  7. I want to be friends. I really do. I also want my mail delivered a certain way. Let's talk it out over lunch.