THINGS I WANT TO TELL MY MAILMAN
Who do I contact to report a mailman doing a sub-par job?
- •Where is my Glamour Magazine? I definitely was gifted a subscription.
- •Do you read those circulars? Yeah, me either. That's why they just sit in the mailbox.
- •That bill isn't going to get paid until they call me and threaten to discontinue service.
- •Jose Marin does not live here.
- •Virginia Lopez does not live here.
- •Did that passive aggressive post-it note I left on the mailbox get read?
- •I want to be friends. I really do. I also want my mail delivered a certain way. Let's talk it out over lunch.