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I love my kid, and I would not trade her for anything. But she is a pro at stopping things from happening.
  1. It.
    Sometimes I think our child has a sensor that alerts her if anyone else in the house is touching below the waist.
  2. Having an accurate music or movie recommendation queue.
    No matter how many times I play good music, because of my daughter, Google thinks I want to hear that shitty Rhianna song from Home. Also, if you want to watch Veggie Tales, USE THE NETFLIX KIDS PROFILE! CHRIST SAKE!
  3. Having any food of your own.
    Seriously, this kid hears wrappers from the next county. "What does Mom have?" @Elledeebee
  4. Sleeping in
    Just forget it. For at least 10 years. This picture is a lie!
  1. @Elledeebee says "What do you do if there is a tornado at school?" Sarah Kate: "We go outside and watch."
These are the constants of my music rotation
  1. The Dirty Guv'nahs
    So sad that they are done.
  2. Drew Holcomb and the Neighbors
    Walking on a tightrope
  3. The Avett Brothers
    Carolina music
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  1. Azaleas
  2. Montauk
    Also, The Affair.
  3. Banana and mayo sandwiches
    (Duke's only)
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Things for which my cat begs?
  1. Cat food.
  2. Your bowl of cereal.
  3. Potato chips
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  1. Charcuterie board I made.
  2. Me. Tired after 12 hours of delays at LaGuardia.
  3. Random cheerleader that was a dead ringer for a friend.
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