Things Your Child(ren) Prevent you From Doing
I love my kid, and I would not trade her for anything. But she is a pro at stopping things from happening.
- •It.Sometimes I think our child has a sensor that alerts her if anyone else in the house is touching below the waist.
- •Having an accurate music or movie recommendation queue.No matter how many times I play good music, because of my daughter, Google thinks I want to hear that shitty Rhianna song from Home. Also, if you want to watch Veggie Tales, USE THE NETFLIX KIDS PROFILE! CHRIST SAKE!
- •Having any food of your own.Seriously, this kid hears wrappers from the next county. "What does Mom have?" @Elledeebee
- •Sleeping inJust forget it. For at least 10 years. This picture is a lie!