RED FLAGS ACCORDING TO ME & NO ONE ELSE

  1. Tony Robbins fan
    He looks like Jaws from "Moonraker". Why do you need to drop $$$$ to get "motivated".
  2. DMB fan
    Douche music
  3. Commonplace tattoos
    Do not try to explain your "tribal" tattoo to me. It signifies nothing.
  4. Describes self as a "people person"
    Probably a narcissist & completely delusional about actual relationships & ability to relate to other people.
  5. Has more self help books than actual books
  6. Doesn't take shoes off in their home
  7. Thinks Macy's is a luxury department store
    Are you fucking kidding me? No.