THINGS THAT HELP ME FALL ASLEEP

  1. Rain/thunderstorm playlists on Spotify
  2. Conspiracy Theory podcasts
    Something about lizard people makes me drowsy.
  3. Stuff You Should Know podcast
  4. Doodling
  5. Heating pad
    Except I forget to turn it off. It's going to set me on fire someday & I haven't replaced the batteries in the smoke detector yet.
  6. Masturbating
    The BEST.