The Times You Shouldn't Wear Your Nicer Heels to Work.

I enjoy dressing up for work. But sometimes I should just go with the flats.
  1. After back-back flag football games against 19yr olds.
    Okay, I'm not that old but I do have to take an Advil before and after games now. I can hold my own but when I can hear my knees, that's a concern.
  2. When most of your work meetings are not in your own office.
    Walking around campus in the heels that were made for sitting was not the smartest choice today. And especially after playing intramurals. Damn it for aging.
  3. When fastest route to next meeting is across the grand lawn.
    I'm doing the lawn some good, right?
  4. When you can hear your knees wailing in pain up and down stairs.
    I blame football season.