When I Clean the House
Malarkey that passes through my brain as I attempt to clean
- •Why did I make popcorn?Just gets all over the place and not into the kiddo's mouth.
- •Stupid rice dispenser.Rice gets all over the place. #filipinoproblems
- •I want a bigger kitchen.So I can have more surfaces to pile crap on, duh! No, more surface space to attempt to look like a home in a magazine with random items that have no function.
- •I love these swifter floor slippers.Leg day everyday and have a clean floor. Best.invention.ever.
- •I have too much crap on on current counter space.Clutter be gone!
- •Urghhhhh the bathrooms again.I have a husband and a 5year old boy. Enough said.
- •Can someone else empty the dishwasher?That's suppose to be the husbands duty.
- •Put your shoes away.
- •Can I splurge and have someone else clean the house for me?Maybe for my birthday.
- •What kind of new kitchen stuff can I find at the antique store/Amazon/anthro/mom house?