Dudes Who Need to Be Lysistrata-ed
Aka ladies - don't sleep with them till they calm the fuck down.
- •Football players
- •Politicians who oppose abortions in all circumstances
- •Serial killersLadies: do. not. date. Charles. Manson. And stop marrying Robert Durst. PLEASE don't make me say this again.
- •Members of the KKKI'm not saying you always need to know where your man is. But you do always need to know he's not in the KKK.
- •Climate change deniersThey deny, they GET denied.
- •Frat boysCool hazing rituals, bro! Cool "Welcome to Campus" sign, bro! Cool party theme, bro; not racist at all, bro!
- •ScientologistsBanging them is not tax deductible, so let's skip it.
- •Hugh HeffnerI know he's rich. But at what cost, ladies!
- •Anyone with a man bun