Things I now hope are in my purse after finding some jerky in there I had forgotten about

  1. A pizza
  2. A Klimt
  3. A portal to another dimension
  4. Tableside guacamole
  5. A Fast and the Furious DVD box set
  6. A DVD player
  7. A boyfriend
  8. An Oscar
    Mayer wiener
  9. Marijuana