All the events my mom emailed me about this week that she knows I cannot attend #FOMO

I graduated college last year and moved from NJ to LA, and now this is my life. (My lease runs out this summer, and I think my mom has decided that if she points out everything I'm missing, I'll move home.)
  1. She acknowledges here at least that she knows I cannot come
  2. Yet, five hours later, I still get this email
  3. This one is valid
    (My little sister is graduating college and if I had unlimited funds, I would be there.)
  4. Also cannot make this :(
  5. Another graduation event I cannot attend because I'm on the wrong coast
  6. #FOMO even tho I've never met these people