Inspired by @ the three whiskey cokes I had last night. Response lists encouraged.
- •Liking random people's payments on Venmo is fun
- •I should totally text himA true classic.
- •West Side Story but instead of the Jets and the Sharks you have to cross the 405 😲 and I GET TO SING A SONG ABOUT BEING A VALLEY GIRL 🎵🎶Even drunk I'm still a total dork.
- •I'M NOT EVEN THAT drUNK
- •I LOOK HOT EATING A DONUTI really wanted us to get donuts
- •Billy Joel is underrated on the west coast
- •Do you think Jack and Diane are still doing the best that they can?!!Not really a take but it was a conversation starter
- •It is sad that the Star Wars bar in LA is not called Bar2-D2
- •RENTING IS A TOTAL SCAM
- •I spend too much time pretending I care about things that aren't Harry PotterWe're starting to get real here
- •OREOS but in cookie dough form
- •I *should* go to bedBUT ALSO I DON'T WANNA!!!!
- •🎵🎶 YOU MAY BE RIGHT. I MAY BE CRAZY. BUT IT JUST MIGHT BE A LUNATIC YOU'RE LOOKING FOR 🎶🎵
- •IM NOT TIREDand then I promptly fell asleep