DRUNK TAKES

Inspired by @ the three whiskey cokes I had last night. Response lists encouraged.
  1. β€’
    Liking random people's payments on Venmo is fun
  2. β€’
    I should totally text him
    A true classic.
  3. β€’
    West Side Story but instead of the Jets and the Sharks you have to cross the 405 😲 and I GET TO SING A SONG ABOUT BEING A VALLEY GIRL 🎡🎢
    Even drunk I'm still a total dork.
  4. β€’
    I'M NOT EVEN THAT drUNK
  5. β€’
    I LOOK HOT EATING A DONUT
    I really wanted us to get donuts
  6. β€’
    Billy Joel is underrated on the west coast
  7. β€’
    Do you think Jack and Diane are still doing the best that they can?!!
    Not really a take but it was a conversation starter
  8. β€’
    It is sad that the Star Wars bar in LA is not called Bar2-D2
  9. β€’
    RENTING IS A TOTAL SCAM
  10. β€’
    I spend too much time pretending I care about things that aren't Harry Potter
    We're starting to get real here
  11. β€’
    OREOS but in cookie dough form
  12. β€’
    I *should* go to bed
    BUT ALSO I DON'T WANNA!!!!
  13. β€’
    🎡🎢 YOU MAY BE RIGHT. I MAY BE CRAZY. BUT IT JUST MIGHT BE A LUNATIC YOU'RE LOOKING FOR 🎢🎡
  14. β€’
    IM NOT TIRED
    and then I promptly fell asleep