Things I Told People While Working at a Ymca Skate Park

  1. Lean forward.
    I know nothing about skateboarding.
  2. Do you want me to call your mom? We are closing now.
  3. Uh, can you call 911. We had someone fall down. He says he's okay, but he doesn't look okay.
    He was okay.
  4. We don't have a water fountain out here,
  5. You have to check in at the front desk first.
  6. Everyone has to wear a helmet. It says it on the sign. "But, Why?" Look at the sign.
  7. Don't skate in the lobby,
  8. Lean backward.
    I know nothing about skateboarding.