Things Ive Lost and Cant Find
Call me if you find them.
- •A signed baseball card.It had a signature on it, but I don't remember which player signed it. I lost it somewhere near Tampa, FL.
- •Every lens wipe I've ever been handed.
- •My set walkie talkieI signed it out and everything
- •All my phone chargers
- •The little key card they give me for Yoga
- •The little key card they give me for the grocery store.
- •All the little key cards.
- •All my DVDs.We stream things now.
- •My punch card for free yogurt after ten purchases.
- •My punch card for free coffee after ten purchases.
- •All my punch cards.
- •That coupon
- •Every matching sock I've ever owned.I'm just going to throw them all out and start over I swear to god.
- •That receipt for that very important thing, because taxes.
- •My love for the state of Florida
- •My ability to dance.I'm starting to think I never had this one.
- •That one piece for the board game that makes the board game work as a board game.