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Things I probably should have not done
- •Become a bakerMy father said "be a banker" I could've sworn he said baker...
- •Liked my ex on matchBut hey it said we were 52% compatible!
- •Forgot that sandwich in my carWow does that smell!
- •Make sure the bathroom is emptyThere is nothing worse than pooping when someone else is around. It's totally awk!
- •Make sure the toilet seat is cleanObviously use a seat cover if available
- •Don't Rush!Remember you're getting payed for this poop
- 1.Go to work hungoverYou won't have to be coherent when talking at work today so drink up the night before.
- 2.Take longer breaksWho's gonna stop you?
- 3.Work slowerNo reason to be efficient today!
- 4.Leave a few minutes earlySee #2