1. Make sure the bathroom is empty
    There is nothing worse than pooping when someone else is around. It's totally awk!
  2. Make sure the toilet seat is clean
    Obviously use a seat cover if available
  3. Don't Rush!
    Remember you're getting payed for this poop
  4. Take a "I'm pooping at work picture
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    Don't be disgusting but make sure everyone knows you're getting payed to poop
  5. Wipe and flush toilet
    Don't be that guy
  6. Always wash your hands!
    Cleanliness is next to Godliness!