WHEN THE BOSS IS OFF

  1. 1.
    Go to work hungover
    You won't have to be coherent when talking at work today so drink up the night before.
  2. 2.
    Take longer breaks
    Who's gonna stop you?
  3. 3.
    Work slower
    No reason to be efficient today!
  4. 4.
    Leave a few minutes early
    See #2