What I Wanted to Be Growing Up, Chronologically
I wanted to be a lot of things that sound better than what I'm doing now.
- 1.Ham CutterI didn't want to be a butcher, just strictly ham. Like when you slice sliced ham into smaller bits for scramble eggs.
- 2.Professional Football PlayerI hadn't yet learned that I'm at the top of the bell curve athletically.
- 3.Professional WrestlerYea, I can totally get jacked and look good in spandex underwear. Definitely not genetically dispositioned to look average
- 5.Pay me to give my opinionIdk how to monetize this but I always thought I'd be good at it.