Top Ten New Trump Presidential Slogans

Make America Great Ain't Working So Well
  1. Make America Survive
  2. Please Keep America Alive
  3. My Hair, My Hair
  4. It May or May Not Be Just 4 Years
  5. Hey, Why Doesn't the Nuclear Codes Work?
  6. Now that I am Elected, Can I Fire Myself?
  7. Where in the F*ck is Gary Busey?
  8. Why, oh Why Did I Pick Meatloaf as my VP?
  9. Can Someone Add My Name to the National Anthem?
  10. Okay, So I'm in Way Over My Head & Hair